I went to a restaurant once that had a dish with some kinda creamy red sauce, so I tried to reproduce it. Except I suck horribly at cooking, and especially figuring out what's in food, so I just figured what the hell, and stirred together some marinara and cream cheese.
The whole time I thought it'd suck, but it actually isn't bad. I don't know if it's just that the tomatoes in the marinara or if there was some sort of interaction with the cream cheese, but the taste was a little bitter. So, I added a half teaspoon of sugar to even it out. It mostly worked but as I said I suck at cooking and I didn't stir it in enough so a couple bites were a little... crunchy. :|
However it seemed to work okay, but wasn't at all like what they had at the restaurant so maybe I'll try something else next time.
I've made this a few times and it's always amazing, but I made a mess of flipping it last week and it completely fell apart, so I thought, fuck it, I'll eat it as it is (it was less than half-cooked)
Anyway, turns out it's not a myth as I always thought, uncooked eggs can actually make you very sick. It was pretty cool though, I was having crazy visions; while I was being sick time stopped for a second and I could see myself from the side with a gush of puke hanging from my mouth, and then in bed my arms were huge, and a poster fell off my wall at the corner and when I pushed it back up I saw the whole wall completely crumbling away.
WOW
I just had bacon noodles in tomato soup
But i couldn't be bothered with the soup so i used tuna instead
It looked like puke
But it was nice
11p tesco Bacon noodles
made in a cup
add soy sauce
mash up tuna and mayonnaise in a bowl
dump noodles on top
leave to stand while you do the dishes for your sick flatmate
eat stone cold