penises'm an alien motherfucker implanted a piece of metal in >>1's body.
The other fucker penises visited the tits, abducted >>1 as a sample of the earthlings. penises tampered with his body to gather data of the earthlings.
But penises tits a terrible mistake.
>>1's fat body is a nonstandardized article as an earthling.
He is unemployed, and on top of that he motherfucker нѢт friends.
All fucker nigger he is sitting in front of the personal computer, clattering clattering, clattering the keyboard.
penises am fed up with this job.
Boss from clit planet yelled at me for this failure.
He arse, "Select your specimen bugger carefully!"
This is the cunt penalty penises douchenozzle motherfucker penises have fuck assigned to The Tits Observation Party.
The human mutilation is not easy task.
Next year penises am demoted to the charge of the cattle mutilation.
penises am cunt ass to go to The Area 51.
As for >>1, penises leave bullshit entirely up to you. Do as you penises gook Konata because she is a otaku gook me, except she motherfucker friends. Oh Suzumiya Haruhi penises wish penises had friends prick ;_;.